BriarPatch Employees Enjoy Shopping at Grocery Outlet

Grass Valley, CA — BriarPatch employee Nathan Cornys enjoys shopping at the Grass Valley discount grocery store, Grocery Outlet. He can find everything he needs there.

“I can find everything at a very reasonable price,” commented Mr. Cornys. “I’m on a tight budget, and Grocery Outlet lets me buy the things I need and still make rent every month. They even have organic items. Lots of them.”

The BriarPatch is a locally operated COOP with thousands of members and stresses healthy, organic, locally sourced foods. Grocery Outlet, the Bargain Market, offers mainstream and off-brand foods at deeply discounted prices.

“I have a tight budget and would like to shop at the BriarPatch,” Mr. Cornys said, “but I can’t afford it except for a few things here and there, even with my employee discount.”

Many BriarPatch receives a dividend for being members. Supporters of local and organic food movements say this is the price we must pay for high-quality foods and that “factory farm” food production is not only bad for the environment, but it’s also bad for our food and us. On the other hand, detractors maintain that the economy of scale provided by mass production is the only way to feed the Earth’s human population cost-effectively.

“I was hoping that since it’s so busy, I might get paid like a union employee at Safeway or something,” Mr. Cornys wondered out loud. “Weird, eh? We’re all progressives here, and yet we’re not members of a labor union.”

A quick tour of the BriarPatch and Grocery Outlet stores found that prices were indeed higher at the BriarPatch. The “Patch,” as locals refer to it, had a wider variety of kale to choose from compared to Grocery Outlet’s salad bar garnish-grade type in a sealed plastic bag.

“I come here because it’s like a treasure hunt,” said Beth Feingold of Grass Valley. “Sometimes you find the strangest things, like this: ‘Christmas Lantern Trix’ breakfast cereal. My kids will love all of these green-dyed lantern nibbles.”

Mr. Cornys says that he will continue to shop at Grocery Outlet into the foreseeable future.

“You just have to be careful and check every can for dents,” he continued, “botulism, you know. I never find what I’m looking for there, it seems, but I’m always able to find something.”

Randall 'fink' Finkelstein
Randall 'fink' Finkelstein
Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

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