Radio host Rush Limbaugh is in hot water today after pictures surfaced of him and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, were found cuddled up together in a booth at Lenny's Tavern and Taxidermy in Missoula.
Despite Republican successes in national and local elections in the past six years, and a persistent media campaign in largely Right Wing news outlets, most Americans are still unclear where the hell Benghazi is.
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher, and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Missoula, Montana is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.
Dick Punch Dating Service ("DP Dating"), offers women a solution. By simply wearing a small GPS locator on themselves, and a with push of a button, help is on the way.
Samuel Richards has been proclaimed the "smartest man in the world" with 7 degrees, an Oxford Fellowship, a Nobel Prize, and the winner of a ballroom dancing championship. But, unfortunately, Mr. Richards has one major flaw: he drives like an asshole.
I was led to one ramshackle building with loud machine noises coming from inside. Many kids were outside smoking and forgetting some air inside the razor-wire perimeter.
Gary Busey and Randy Quaid to tie the knot in Arkansas! From falling in love at a UFO convention to screaming movie lines as vows, this union proves love is not only blind but possibly insane. Expect tractor headlights, onion rings as wedding bands, and a piñata filled with conspiracy theories. Truly, a match made in tabloid heaven!
