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Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is

Despite Republican successes in national and local elections in the past six years, and a persistent media campaign in largely Right Wing news outlets, most Americans are still unclear where the hell Benghazi is.

Conspiracy Researcher: Missoula, Montana Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher, and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Missoula, Montana is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.

Dick Punch Dating Offers Innovative Service

Dick Punch Dating Service ("DP Dating"), offers women a solution. By simply wearing a small GPS locator on themselves, and a with push of a button, help is on the way.

Smartest Man In The World Drives Like An Asshole

Samuel Richards has been proclaimed the "smartest man in the world" with 7 degrees, an Oxford Fellowship, a Nobel Prize, and the winner of a ballroom dancing championship. But, unfortunately, Mr. Richards has one major flaw: he drives like an asshole.

The True Costs and Benefits of Outsourcing Labor

I was led to one ramshackle building with loud machine noises coming from inside. Many kids were outside smoking and forgetting some air inside the razor-wire perimeter.

Gary Busey to Marry Randy Quaid in Arkansas Ceremony

Gary Busey and Randy Quaid to tie the knot in Arkansas! From falling in love at a UFO convention to screaming movie lines as vows, this union proves love is not only blind but possibly insane. Expect tractor headlights, onion rings as wedding bands, and a piñata filled with conspiracy theories. Truly, a match made in tabloid heaven!

Anti-Derpism and the Rise of Internet Neo-Rationalism

There is no question that conspiracy theories have found a comfy home on the Internet. After decades of living in marginal publications and casual hearsay among friends, many of these "theories" have found a comfy home largely in closed and private Facebook groups.

Area Woman Threatens Lawsuit after Messy Facial

Justin Yermouth, 22, thought he'd treat his fiance, Jennifer Taylia, 20, to a nice relaxing facial after she finished her shift at Thai Me Up Wednesday afternoon. But what had started out as a loving gesture turned into a hair-raising affair for the young bride to be.

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