Satire
Terrible Stock Photo Toons Volume 5
This week's terrible stock photo toons feature butter, frogs and driving dogs, but not necessarily in that order,.
Music
Keith Richards’ Mom Dead at 167
According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.
Satire
Area Residents Warned Not To Approach Reindeer
Jade Elscrow of Walnut Creek, CA knows first hand that Nevada County deer don't like him.
Satire
Report: Flatlanders Start Most Nevada County Fires
A recent study funded by the Fire Safe Council and the city government of Grass Valley has determined that the majority of wildfires in Nevada County are caused by Flatlanders and stupid people named "Sal."
Alternative
Jeff Bezos Releases Photos of Tesla’s Starman Mars Arrival
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin Blue Moon Interstellar Explorer released exclusive photos of SpaceX Starman's arrival on Mars.
National News
Rand Paul Salutes Dead Kids For Dying For Your Liberty
Calls for Rand Paul to resign are growing.
Living
“Air Drumming to Led Zeppelin” Not Considered a Key Job Skill in 2023, by William Faulkner
Protip of the day from guest reporter William Faulkner.
Advice
How I Used ChatGPT to Replace My Husband, by Loretta Splitair
Who needs a human spouse when you have ChatGPT?
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