Satire

Critics are calling the new toy a craven attempt to capitalize on changing social norms.

Russian officials claim there is no truth to the oddly sized table's rumors.

Poor playing hasn't kept David "Davi" Simmons from his favorite instrument. Seen here at his usual place on Commercial Street.

Rise Gold has identified and devised a plan to solve the housing crunch and homelessness.

In an effort to prevent a catastrophic fire incident, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors voted to clear-cut every tree in the county.

Farmville's country star Oliver Anthony traded his banter about burgers for a ballad on America's class divide. What began as a light-hearted jibe at drive-thrus transformed into a charged anthem after a familial challenge. While Anthony's Dodge Ram Diesel might've been waiting longer for fries, it seems America was waiting for a song like "Rich Men North of Richmond." Everything is political, even the side of fries.

I don't know, maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm not smart enough to understand it. But I just can't get into it.

A Lynchburg woman likes to think of herself as "above it all."