National News
Trump’s Tower of Trouble: 34 Outlandish Felony Counts Unveiled in Manhattan Court
In bizarre events, former President Trump has been charged with 34 felony counts in a Manhattan court. The more peculiar charges include international hotdog theft, hosting illegal gerbil racing, and impersonating a hairstylist. The remaining 29 counts revolve around business fraud, proving that no one is above the law - not even a former world leader.
Satire
Grass Valley Approves Human Waste Composting in Nevada City
In a landmark decision, Grass Valley has voted to allow its human waste to be used by neighboring Nevada City.
Satire
Terrible Stock Photo Toons Volume 9
Welcome to Volume 9 of Terrible Toons. You've been warned.
National News
Mass-Stabbing in Colorado Leaves Many Dead, Several Wounded and a Few Scratched
A man walked onto the Colorado campus this morning and began what survivors call a stabbing spree.
Living
Recent Austin Transplant Saddened to Learn He’s Now in Texas
Someone forgot to a Bay Area Transplant that Austin was in Texas.
Satire
IBM Donating $5 Million to Holocaust Museum
IBM) announced on Friday that it will be donating over 5 million dollars to the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum located on Washington D.C's National Mall
Living
Tucker Carlson Finally Confesses to His Unusual Cocaine Habit
There was a pause in the studio for what would become a bombshell revelation.
Satire
Nevada City to Host Nation’s First Chickenpox Party
Organizers hope to both infect as many children as possible during the one day event and raise awareness to the dangers of vaccinations.
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