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Austin, TX — After an exhaustive 20-month investigation, The Fazzler has learned that conspiracy theorist and host of infowars.com Alex Jones is quite possibly the late deceased comedian Bill Hicks. The investigation, which included extensive Google and YouTube research started back in late 2013 with an anonymous tip from a The Fazzler fan.

William Melvin “Bill” Hicks (Alex Jones) was an American comedian, social critic, satirist, and musician. His material, encompassing a range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy. He criticized consumerism, superficiality, mediocrity, and banality within the media and popular culture, which he characterized as oppressive tools of the ruling class that keep people “stupid and apathetic”.

Bill Hicks was generally assumed to have died of pancreatic cancer in 1994, which coincides with the rise of Alex Jones and even more interestingly comedian Denis Leary who looks nothing like Mr. Hicks but took the time after his reported death to steal all of his stand-up material. This is an accusation, despite many video records, that Mr. Leary denies.

Alex Jones, however, did not have any comedic material but rather started to develop a following as the Internet’s premier conspiracy theorist. Mr. Jones has been known to cohort with controversial “degenerate atheist” comedian Doug Stanhope.

“You got me, OK?” Said a frustrated Alex Jones in an exclusive video. “You happy now? Bastards? Yes, I am Bill Hicks.”