Articles by
Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
National News
Jogger Wounded by Falling Bitcoin Near Empire State Building
That weight came to bear on a New York jogger's head as she exercised her morning run through the financial district of Manhattan.
Satire
Unvaccinated Woman Drowns in Scotts Flat Lake
A 33-year-old woman is suspected of drowning after refusing vaccination.
Art
Sesame Street Reluctantly Gives Directions to Itself
The famous children's television street finally had to breakdown and give directions to itself.
Living
42-Car Pileup Blamed on Raptured Driver
Other than a pile of clothes found in the car, no trace of a 42-year-old man was found at the scene.
Satire
Area Fetishist Accidentally Buys Giant Black Clock
Lake of the Pines resident Jared Beggar announced to his 500 Facebook friends and followers that he had purchased a giant black clock.
Food
Black & Decker Orders Recall of Its Hands-Free Chainsaws
They were falling into the wrong hands.
Satire
Angel’s Soul Kitchen Closes, Saying Penn Valley Not a Good Fit
Angel's Soul Food Kitchen lasted 24 hours in Penn Valley, CA.
Art
Mattel Goes Nuclear: Toy Company Releases Dangerous DIY Power Plant Kit!
The kit allows families to build their own miniature nuclear power plant in the comfort of their own homes, complete with instructions and a small amount of radioactive material to fuel the reactor.
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