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Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
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Colonial Williamsburg Sacked By Iroquois Tribe

This past Friday Williamsburg was stunned when a Native American raiding party attacked the Colonial City, killing seven and wounding as many as twelve.
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Cattle Form Controversial ‘AntiFarm Action’ To Protest Area Ranchers

Cattle in Nebraska have formed a coalition against being bred and slaughtered for food. They call themselves Antifarm and are backed by PETA and funded by the George Soros Foundation, which has recently received a mysterious $18 billion cash infusion.
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Local Activist Commits To “Chemtrail” Strip Club Tour

Nevada City conspiracy activist Saihra Ramun seen here using her new platform to promote chemtrail awareness.
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Exposed: Japan Earthquake A HAARP Prank Gone Wrong

Gakona, AK --Earthquakes have rattled the island country of Japan since its birth. So it was no...
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Spongebob Squarepants Homeless After Coral Reef Bleached

The entire cast has been uprooted from their homes suffering from bleaching, the only structure left standing is the Krusty Krabb Restaurant. Mr. Krabbs has began charging the displaced residents for sitting in his restaurant.
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Seth Rogan Assaulted at “Sausage Party” Premiere

Rogan attended a premiere at a small theater in the LA suburb of Ontario. The event was attended by over 100 gay men who had apparently gotten the wrong message.
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Amazon Makes Bid To Buy Pornhub.com

In a surprise move that caught investors completely off guard, Amazon announced a $3.4 billion dollar bid to buy online adult content provider Pornhub.com.
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Michael Moore Terrorizes Area Buffet

Mr. Moore that he often terrorizes buffet restaurant owners. He will often call and whisper into the phone, "I'm coming for you. There will be nothing left," before hanging up.
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