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Gavin Newsom Suggests Draining Lake Tahoe to Solve Future Droughts
Lake Tahoe has 39 trillion gallons of water. That is enough water to supply everyone in the United States with 75 gallons per day for five years.
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Headline And Featured Image Outshines Article
Penn Valley, CA -- A recent headline has easily out-shined the content of the actual article, readers...
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Florida Rape Victim Performs ‘Self-Abortion’ with AR-15
In Florida, while rape victims have to wait a full day to get an abortion, anyone can buy an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle with absolutely no waiting period whatsoever.
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Stephen Hawking’s Tale of Two Cities Audiobook Deemed a Failure
Penguin Classic had no comment on the negative reviews other than to say that their actions on removing the audiobook are more than enough of an explanation. However, even with the failure of the Stephen Hawking venture, the book publisher is pushing forward with other audio talents.
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Are Tomatoes Grown with ChatGPT Safe? The Unseen Danger Lurking in Your Salad
Pasadena residents are embroiled in a bizarre controversy, debating the safety of tomatoes grown with the help of OpenAI's ChatGPT. Despite no scientific evidence suggesting danger, "ChatGPT-Free Tomatoes" signs have begun to appear in local stores.
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Grass Valley To Replace All Traffic Signals with Roundabouts
In a bold move, Grass Valley has decided to replace all traffic signals with Roundabouts.
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Lake Wildwood Struggling to Enforce Christmas Light Ban
The notoriously restrictive Penn Valley gated community is having trouble with Christmas light violators.
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Breaking: Elon Musk Vows to Create Decepticon Army
Somewhere beneath Palo Alto, CA – Hidden away, deep beneath the Palo Alto countryside, from inside his...
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