Editorial
Nevada City Mayor Declares Herself Chancellor
The new Nevada City Chancellor hopes to escape upcoming sanctions and possible removal from office.
Alternative
Pornhub Struggling With Huge Load
The adult-content giant welcomes this thrust in visits.
Satire
Nevada City Says ‘Historical’ Potholes Part of ‘Old Time Charm’
In an attempt to restore "the charm of yesteryear," Nevada City is proposing adding more potholes.
Satire
Lunatic Fish Causes Countywide Lockdown
Deftly toggling between 3G and 5G, the fish, described as red by many, has been able to avoid detection and positive identification by law enforcement.
Satire
Nevada City Passes Anti-Irish Gang Ordinance
After recent gang violence has threaten the burgeoning, yet fragile Nevada City tourism industry, the city council has passed the nation's first anti-Irish immigration law in almost 120 years.
Satire
Area Naturopathic Doctor Wonders Why He Hasn’t Been Murdered Yet
Naturopath "Doctor" Jerod Whitehorn Hoserben assumes he is going to be murdered at any moment.
Alternative
Buffalo Shooter Claims He’s a Victim of an ANTIFA False Flag Clerical Error
"The whole thing was staged to make the Right look like people constantly angry at things that don't even exist."
Food
Medical Study Will Pay You to Eat Gas Station Food
A new study will pay you up to $40/day to eat gas station food.
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