Satire

The Sanders 2020 campaign doesn't want any money from any billionaire.

The underwater "ruins" of Atlantis discovered on the Nevada side of Lake Tahoe.

God, the Creator of all things, admitted over the weekend that he's a massive Floyd fan.

The objective is to persuade the oligarchs to pressure Putin to halt the war and starve elites of salad dressing and other condiments.

In a confounding turn of events, Home Depot, refuge of the suburban handyman, now peddles rainbow-hued 2x4s, dubbed PridePlanks, in select West Coast locations. As outraged traditionalists gasp in horror, Zoomers revel in the chromatic wonder. Meanwhile, a bridge forms between conservative shoppers and exploited migrant workers, united in their bewilderment. Progress, as it seems, marches on, leaving a trail of disgruntled bigots in its wake.

The free, or as Microsoft prefers to call it, the "no-cost" Windows 10 upgrade started off as a voluntary program that only required that customers consent to downloading it. Also, consumers also agree to give up every last morsel or personal privacy to corporate America.

Fox News astounds with a 148% trustworthiness rating in a recent ad, showcasing a math-defying bar graph. Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity defend the network, downplaying the need for traditional percentage limits and emphasizing their unique approach to news reporting.

The Pershing County Sheriff hopes to scare "burners" away.