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Massive Wildfire Started by Local Waterslide Park
"I can't believe someone would be so irresponsible as to start a fire at a waterslide park," said one concerned citizen. "What were they thinking?"
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Exclusive Covid Hospital for Unvaxxed Accepting Patients as Soon as Monday
The new COVID ward is scheduled to open its doors at the beginning of next week. There will be a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
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Commercial Flights Crash After Air Traffic Control Switch to Irish Accent
New Jersey officials have confirmed at least one crash of a Boeing 757, which fell to the ground shortly after departing Newark, New Jersey.
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Welder, Refusing Mask, Blinded in 4 Minutes
A Fresno man is recovering after exercising his freedom.
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Graham Chapman’s Ashes To Visit the Center For The Arts
The ashes of Graham Chapman, the very dead English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python, are coming to Grass Valley's Center for the Arts.
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Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
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Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking
French Existentialists were removed from a Ross Dress for Less clothing store after ignoring numerous requests to stop smoking.
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Area Delivery Man Unphased by Billionaire’s Deaths
Delivery man Jeff Hanks, busy delivering eccentric edibles to Marin County's wealthiest, remains unmoved by recent submersible disaster claiming five billionaires' lives. His main concern? The edibility of his forgotten sandwich. As billionaires met a deep-sea end, Hanks continues his rounds, tackling steep driveways and 'No Deliveries' signs.
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