Satire
Area Chipotle Worker Just in It for the Money
Area Chipotle Mexican Grill Denise Hancock workerrevealed that she works at the popular Mexican food restaurant "just for the money." The announcement, which shocked both her co-workers and the Auburn store management, was met with several minutes of silence following her admission.
Satire
Smug Area Centaur Having Trouble ‘Fitting In’
According to many locals, area centaur Royce C. Bradley's social anxiety concerns might be "just in his head."
Satire
Warner Bros. Toons Protest Open Carry Rule
Warner Bros® Looney Toon™ characters are protesting a controversial open carry rule. This rule would allow for open carry of anvils and other Acme® weapons. Protest spokesperson, Daffy Duck granted an interview to The Fazzler.
Satire
Google Maps Street View Captures Alien in Nevada City
An out-of-area man has made a startling discovery after his girlfriend send him a series of Google Street View screen shots.
Satire
Follow-Up: Area Weatherman Selling Meats on the Ridge
There appears to be a door-to-door meat selling bonanza happening in Nevada County. Area patent troll and weather genius Giovanni Paolo recently admitted to The Fazzler that he sells a series of quality Omaha steaks to the residents of North San Juan and Camptonville. Along with his high quality meats, he sells a variety of "exotic" local animal proteins as well.
National News
Bac-Os Named the Official Food of Indiana
It just makes everything better, including Indiana.
Satire
The Cowardly Lion Killed By Trophy Hunters
Sad news broke today that beloved childhood character, The Cowardly Lion, was killed to day by sport trophy hunters. The Cowardly Lion was best known for his role in "The Wizard Of Oz", filmed in 1939.
Satire
Hipster Worried Beard Not Long Enough for Sharia Law
Area author Roy Riffle is worried that he will not grow a beard long enough to satisfy the requirements of the inevitable arrival of Sharia Law.
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