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New Union.com Poll Asks if Homeless Should Be Killed, Tortured or Imprisoned
A new Union.com online poll has raised more than a few eyebrows.
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Self-Study Logging Course Deemed Unsafe By CalOSHA
Several Nevada County homeowners are angry after taking an online, self-study logging course.
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Former Mayors Worried That Articles Might Be About Them
For over a century, Nevada City CA's leaders have worried that their unusual and conspiratorial opinions might be the subject of public scrutiny.
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U2 Escapes Death After Attempting Peace Concert In Paris
Aging rock band U2 nearly missed certain death by manure following an attempted 'peace concert' in Paris.
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A Realistic Thanksgiving Day Hunt Ends with Save Mart Shoppers Running For Their Lives
An attempt at combining shopping with a "back to nature" ethic ended in a local grocery store evacuation.
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US Military Fails to Hold Off Enemy With Dank Memes
An experimental new military technology has failed its first test.
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Giant Jesus Christ Goes on Rollercoaster Rampage at Six Flags!
This incident raises questions about security measures at theme parks and how they handle situations involving giant, destructive individuals.
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Area Guinea Pig Chews Thoughtfully Despite Approaching Civilization Collapse
Area Guinea Pig Sugar Peaches isn't concerned about the pending nuclear holocaust by a Donald Trump Presidency.
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