Editorial
School Under Fire for Showing African Porn to Kindergarteners
Conservative protestors from all over the country flooded the small Sierra town demanding answers.
Satire
Fukushima Radiation Detected in North San Juan, CA
Skyy Wolford ran around the Sierra Super Stop yelling at people with boats.
Satire
Nevada City to Host Nation’s First 100% Gluten Market
In a move co-sponsored by the Really REAL Friends of Nevada City and the Nevada County Republican Party, the quaint Sierra foothills community of Nevada City will host the nation's first and only 100% Gluten-only marketplace starting in 2019.
Satire
McConnell: Trump’s Finger Smells Like Ass
In a rare interview with Politico magazine, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel admitted that former President Trump's forefinger regularly "smelt like ass."
Satire
A Pensacola Dad in Hot Water for Washing his Minivan in Backyard Pool
"He was just hosing it down like he usually does," said one witness. "But somehow he ended up backing it into the pool."
Food
Nation Continues to Fill-Up On Bread, Despite Warnings
Americans are eating bread at an alarming rate, despite warnings from their mothers.
National News
Armored Taco Truck Opens Fire on Citizen Border Patrol: 1 Dead
A shootout between a heavily armed group of citizen border protectors and an armored taco truck left one man dead and several others wounded, according to reports.
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