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World War II Ship Mysteriously Appears in Grass Valley Schoolyard
A supposed picture of the World War II experimental destroyer the USS Eldridge which apparently appeared on the field adjacent to Lyman Gilmore Middle School in Grass Valley. The picture has not been verified.
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Rand Paul’s Indiana Jones School Shooting Solution: 5th Graders of the Lost Ark
US Senator Rand Paul, of Kentucky, has proposed radical new measures to prevent weekly school shootings across the nation.
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23 and Me Now Measures Whether You Are an Asshole
You should expect an email with your results within a few weeks. The email will include an "asshole score" that ranges from 0% to 100%.
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Leaked Photos Reveal Young Tom Brady’s Love of Badminton
According to Brady, he began playing Badminton in his backyard secretly at an early age.
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Babylon Bee Announces Anti-Masturbation App
Christians have new hope for a current "hand-demic."
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How to Protect Your Valuable Data From Freezing
By following these simple tips, you can help to protect your data from freezing and keep it flowing smoothly.
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“Come Back Into the Office,” Says CEO Who Doesn’t Know Your Name
CEO Genie Hanson-Carols noted that the company's culture was about inclusivity and teamwork, and achieving those goals would be impossible with remote work.
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