David Crosby Leaves Entire Estate to His Liver

Santa Monica, CA — Musician David Crosby, who has recently passed away, has left his entire estate to his beloved liver in his will. The news has left his 13 children and other family members in disbelief and anger.

According to sources close to the family, Crosby had always had a special bond with his liver, which had helped him through years of heavy drinking and drug use. In his will, he left instructions for his liver to be transplanted into someone in need and that the person would be able to live a long and healthy life thanks to his gift.

“I can’t believe he would do this to us,” said one of Crosby’s children, who wished to remain anonymous. “He’s just thinking about his stupid liver and not about his own flesh and blood. It’s ridiculous and selfish.”

Another child, Jane, said, “I always knew that dad had a special connection with his liver, but I never thought he would leave everything to it. It’s just not fair.”

The rest of the family has also expressed disappointment and frustration with the news.

“We’re his family, and we should be the ones inheriting his estate, not some piece of organ,” said a family member.

Crosby’s lawyer, however, defended the musician’s decision, stating that “David Crosby always had a deep respect for the vital role his liver played in his life. He wanted to ensure it could continue saving lives even after he was gone.”

The musician’s liver, which is currently in stable condition, could not be reached for comment.

This news has sparked much debate among the public, with some praising Crosby for his generosity and selflessness. In contrast, others criticize him for his lack of consideration for his family. The legal battle for inheritance is expected to be long and intense.

It remains to be seen what will happen to Crosby’s estate and his beloved liver, but one thing is for sure: the musician’s final act has left a lasting impact on his family and the world.

Randall 'fink' Finkelstein
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