Matt Gaetz Buys Michael Jackson’s Bahrain Home

Manama, Bahrain — In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that controversial Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz has purchased Michael Jackson’s former Bahrain home for an undisclosed sum.

The lavish property, which features a swimming pool, tennis court, and a private cinema, was previously owned by the King of Pop during his fame. However, it seems that Gaetz, who has recently been embroiled in several scandals, including allegations of sexual misconduct and drug offenses, was drawn to the property for its secluded location and expansive grounds.

“I needed a place to escape the constant media attention and public scrutiny,” Gaetz told reporters. “What better place to hide out than the former home of the King of Pop?”

But Gaetz’s decision to purchase the property has raised eyebrows, with many questioning the congressmen’s financial decisions. Gaetz, who has a net worth of just over $1 million, has faced criticism for his lavish spending habits, including his fondness for expensive dinners and lavish vacations.

“I just had to have it,” Gaetz said of the Bahrain home. “I mean, how often do you get the chance to own a piece of history like this?”

Gaetz remains unapologetic about his decision to purchase the property despite the backlash. “I deserve to treat myself every once in a while,” he said. “Besides, I hear the Bahraini tax laws are pretty lenient.”

Only time will tell whether Gaetz’s purchase of the former Jackson estate will pay off, but one thing is for sure: the Florida Congressman’s antics never fail to surprise and shock.