OpenAI Releases KarenGPT: AI Complaint Mastermind Unleashed Upon Unsuspecting Public

San Francisco, CA — In the never-ending battle for technological dominance, OpenAI has once again raised the bar. The company has just released its latest AI variant, KarenGPT, and it’s causing quite a stir.

KarenGPT is being hailed as a revolution in the world of artificial intelligence. This cutting-edge technology is specifically designed to file complaints, and it’s already causing quite a commotion. From customer service reps to store managers, no one is safe from the wrath of KarenGPT.

“We wanted to create an AI that could help people get their voices heard,” said OpenAI’s Chief Technical Officer, Jack Constipatons. “And we think KarenGPT is the perfect solution.”

The reactions to KarenGPT have been mixed, to say the least. Some are hailing it as a triumph of technology, while others are calling it a threat to society.

“This is just another example of how technology is taking over our lives,” said one skeptic.

But Constipatons is undeterred.

“We believe that KarenGPT will help bring about a new era of accountability and fairness,” he said. “And we’re confident that people will see the benefits of this technology in the end.”

I don’t get why we need this, but OpenAI provided a sample interaction that might spread some light on the situation.

KarenGPT Prompt: "I would like to file a complaint about the poor customer service I received at the store yesterday when an employee called me a Karen."

KarenGPT Output: "Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing to express my disappointment with the customer service I received at your store on [insert date]. I was extremely dissatisfied with the lack of assistance provided by the representative and the lack of resolution to my issue. I expect a prompt response to this matter and a resolution to the issue I encountered. Thank you for your time and consideration. Best regards, [Your Name]"

This latest development in the world of AI is just the latest example of the madness that seems to grip the tech world these days. I, for one, am pouring a stiff drink and watching the chaos unfold from the sidelines.

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