Area Senior Citizen Can’t Stop Computer From Printing

Grass Valley, CA — Reynaldo M. Rodriguez’s printer has stopped working correctly. As a result, Mr. Rodriguez prints “every god-damned email” he gets because he’s afraid he’ll lose it.

“I print every email because I’m not sure what happens to it after I read it,” an exasperated Mr. Rodriguez said in a phone interview with The Fazzler. “My daughter from Los Gatos sends me an email every day, so I print them.”

This past Friday, tragedy struck the Rodriguez household when Mr. Rodriguez’s HP-CP1045, with 106B ink cartridges he bought from Costco, would not stop printing. Nobody is sure what caused the printer error, but family suspicions are that Mr. Rodriguez tampered with the advanced printer settings before the incident.

“Oh shit,” lamented Mr. Rodriguez, “now I’m going to have to talk to James, my asshole son-in-law. He’s condescending and impatient with me when it comes to computers.”

Chip Day
Chip Day
Chip Day lives on the grid, makes a reasonable income, pays both his income and property taxes and perhaps most incredibly raising kids that he sends to non-charter public schools! All that and he doesn't have a single visible tattoo, creative piercing, or membership in any of the many cranky political movements popular in Penn Valley.

More from author


Related posts


Latest posts

Metallica’s James Hetfield Celebrates a PhD in Astrophysics

Metallica heavy metal guitarist and lead singer James Hetfield announced on his personal Facebook page that he had just finished defending his PhD dissertation at California Institute of Technology in Pasadena (CalTech), CA

Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions

British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.