Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth resigns to “spend more time with his vodka,” replacing real-world responsibilities with anthropomorphized liquor bottles in this brutal satire of power, ego, and escapism.
Former President Donald Trump inspected a chemtrail-equipped Boeing 767 at Andrews Air Force Base, vowing to dismantle the controversial program. Joined by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Trump aims to redirect funds to infrastructure and his border wall. The plan faces significant hurdles, including Congressional approval and Senate resistance, but anti-chemtrail activists are cautiously optimistic.
A tech CEO denies a father’s leave request, citing “Purpose Alignment Index” scores and corporate grit. This satirical exposé skewers toxic leadership, startup culture, and empathy-erasing workplace policies in Silicon Valley.