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Buffalo Shooter Claims He’s a Victim of an ANTIFA False Flag Clerical Error- Glitch In GTA 5 Allows White Criminals To Be Killed By Police
- IBM Releases “Final Solution” Version of Linux
Scientology Building Secret Vault in Graniteville, California- Area Woman Injured By Kmart Receipt Pile
- ShamWow! Wins Best Murder Clean-up Towel for 11th Consecutive Year
Study: Nevada City Children All Above Average- Texas Legalizes Smoking At Gas Stations
- Area Man Grows Giant Hairy Cock
- Area Man Confused About What Kind of Racist He Is
- Penn Valley Woman Notices Grammatical Errors
- McDonald’s Testing All-You-Can-Eat French Fries in Grass Valley
- Agnostics Launch Unprecedented Terror Attack Against Atheists
- Mormon Graffiti Saved Man in Idaho Truck Stop
- 12,000 Piece Chemtrail Jigsaw Puzzle Just in Time for Christmas
- Review: I’d Rather Eat Nails Than Listen to Glass Houses by Billy Joel
- Editorial: The Homeless are Stealing Good Paying American Jobs
- Hipster Worried Beard Not Long Enough for Sharia Law
Americans Abandon Academia in Favor of Dank Memes- Graham Chapman’s Ashes To Come to Center For The Arts
- Area Businessman One Deal Away from Making It
- Kool-Aid Man Arrested For Property Damage
- Area Woman To Film Her Harrowing Journey Across Kansas
- Area Man Exposes Himself to Bing Streetside Camera Car
- International Boron Appreciation Day Passes Unnoticed
- Waterford Whispers News Mistaken For Nursing Home Newsletter
- Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions
- Passive-Aggressive Roofing Aims to Indirectly Intimidate Customers
- California Considers Selling Yosemite to the Chinese
- Yankee Fans Rejoice as Fenway Park Chosen for Terrorism Simulation
- The Walking Dead Season 7 to Feature Adam Sandler as Rick
- Area Woman Who Says “This Butter Chicken is Authentic” Never Been to India
- Jump to Conclusions Game Wins Funding On Shark Tank
- Elon Musk Sues Brazil for Being Mean to Him
Area Man Cited For Surfing the Lake Oroville Spillway- Facebook Testing Sarcasm Font
- Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA
- Stephen Hawking’s Tale of Two Cities Audiobook Deemed a Failure
- IBM Releases “Final Solution” Version of Linux
- CalTech Scientist: We Exist in North San Juan Man’s Dream
- Supermassive Black Hole At Center of Galaxy Reminds Us Of Your Mom
- Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon
- Tim Hortons Installs Canadian Space Arm at Ottawa Location
Study: Briar Patch Parking Lot Keeps Most Conservatives Out- Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record
