Feng Shui Consultant Screws Up Hospital Emergency Room
Sacramento ANTIFA To Hold “Estate Sale” in Nevada City- Lake Wildwood Struggling to Enforce Christmas Light Ban
Jerry Falwell Jr. Encourages Students to Watch Gay Porn to “Keep an Eye on Deviants”
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- Antifa Declares IPO, Listing On NYSE
- Board of Supervisors Ban Satire In Local Facebook News Groups
- Commercial Flights Crash After Air Traffic Control Switch to Irish Accent
- Area Asshole Says 112 Degree Weather OK Because It’s “A Dry Heat”
- Abandoned Mattress Just Not Feeling it Anymore
California Mayor Tops “Most Profitable” List By Mortuary Today Magazine- Scientology Building Secret Vault in Graniteville, California
- Sharia-based Community Left Unscathed by Hurricane Dorian
- Area Psychic/Remote Viewer Sees Nothing Interesting
- Satire Publication Cancelled for Writing about Next School Shooting
- President Trump Claims He Ate a Haitian on the Campaign Trail “by Accident”
- Massive Trump Statue Erected in North Korea
- Trump Signs Several Tombstones at Arlington at Families’ Requests
- Pokemon Kills Unarmed African-American Man
- Spontaneous Flash Mob Breaks Out in Grocery Outlet
- DAPL Protesters Return to Find Oil Drilling on Local Lake
- Bernie Sanders Returns Mike Bloomberg’s $18.53 Dollar Donation
- County Sheriff to Acquire Nation’s First Robocop
- Area Senior Citizen Can’t Stop Computer From Printing
- Conspiracy Researcher: Sedona, Arizona Doesn’t Exist
- Illegal Trimmigrant Thwarts Tweaker’s Gun Rampage
- Area Man Uses Tub Hair to Create Roommate Friendship Bracelets
- Stephen Curry Under Investigation For Point Shaving During NBA Finals
- SETI: Extraterrestrial Signal Is Warning To Earth: “Do Not Let Angry Primates Run The Zoo”
- Grass Valley, CA to Open its 15th Dollar Store
- Area Woman Who Says “This Butter Chicken is Authentic” Never Been to India
- Get Your Suicidal Ass Back in There
- Middle Manager to Find Out Who’s Snoring on Conference Calls
- Area Resident Suspects Dell Tech Support’s Name is not “Wayne Dean”
- Johnny Cash Estate to Release 14 Hours of the Artist’s Mumbling
- Area Woman Survives Stock Market Crash By Living Paycheck to Paycheck
- Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner
- Study: Bacon Can Prevent Heart Attacks
- California Planned Parenthood to Roll-out Mobile “Abortion Vans”
- Unitarians Pick Willem DaFoe As Their Version of Jesus Christ
- The Mysterious Death of Steve Jobs iCoin Insider
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