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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Chemtrails
Recently Discovered 1994 Study Reveals 5G Causes Cancer
Palo Alto, CA -- Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has confirmed that Nevada City's local documentary producer,...
Satire
Millions of Stupid People Download Typewriter App
The app, which replicates the look and sound of a vintage typewriter on a smartphone or tablet, has become an overnight sensation.
Satire
Jehovah’s Witnesses Know You’re Home Right Now
The current shelter-in-place orders are a "target-rich" environment for Jehovah's Witnesses.
Satire
Area Man Not Sure What He’s Angry About
Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley is really angry. But he's not sure what he so angry about.
Living
World’s First Pregnant Man Has Abortion
A Santa Monica man has been the first male to have and abort a baby.
Local News
Devastating Local Fire Halted by Militias and Doomsday Preppers
A fire which broke out earlier in Grass Valley - way too close to everybody - was extinguished thanks to a disciplined crew of anti-government types, according to some outspoken witnesses.
Satire
Critical Race Theory Found Hanging Outside of School Board Meeting
"There would not be a nationwide backlash against Critical Race Theory if this were not occurring and being explicitly taught in our schools," said John Miera, a local batshit-crazy racist.
Living
New Digital Dildo Fails to Hit the Spot
The device was heralded as a breakthrough new technique.
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