Rearend, MT — The unveiling of the much-anticipated new Digital Dildo has been met with consumer disappointment and discontent.
The device was heralded as a breakthrough new technique to achieve orgasm. The Digital Dildo promises to provide the most powerful and fulfilling sensations possible, thanks to its sophisticated sensors and AI algorithms.
However, upon getting their orders, many people were underwhelmed and dissatisfied. Some even claimed that the Digital Dildo could not strike its target despite their best efforts.
“I was so pleased to test out the Digital Dildo, but I was extremely dissatisfied with the outcomes,” lamented a disgruntled client. “I tried every setting and position, but none of them worked for me. It was like attempting to have an orgasm with a garbage bag.”
Others complained that the device was susceptible to errors and malfunctions, with some users even getting unpleasant electric shocks while using it. One consumer stated, “I was incredibly anxious to test out the Digital Dildo. However, I was extremely dissatisfied with the results.” “I tried every setting and position, but none worked for me. It was like attempting to have an orgasm with Patrick Swayze’s ghost. You know, from the movie.”
The firm responsible for the Digital Dildo has made a statement apologizing for the device’s problems and vowing to improve it. “We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience or disappointment you may have encountered,” the statement read. We are diligently trying to resolve these issues and will continue pursuing the greatest customer satisfaction levels.
Despite the apology, the Digital Dildo may have missed the mark, leaving many users disappointed and searching for alternate means of self-gratification.
