Michael Stephen

"I needed a place to escape the constant media attention and public scrutiny," Gaetz told reporters. "What better place to hide out than the former home of the King of Pop?"

A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.

The surviving members of the legendary rock band Pink Floyd will reunite next year with a North American tour. A tour that the band says will be on Pink Floyd's terms.

Sources say that Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg had teamed up with hacktivist group Anonymous to trace the hoax post back to its origin. The post promises that Zuckerberg will hand over a bunch of money to some dummy if they repost it.

An area high-tech business has hired the security firm Blackwater to protect its assets and inventory that can no longer fit within the secure perimeters of the company's property.

A homeless man, Jean-Claude Baguette, was arrested in the Louvre after living undetected as a contemporary exhibit for 14 months. Posing as "L'Existence Invisible," he captivated art critics and tourists alike. The incident sparked debates about art, homelessness, and social issues, with some defending his actions as a powerful statement against the commodification of art and the dehumanization of society.

The Nevada County Sheriff's office announced today that the controversial Wayne Brown Correctional facility will close next month and be converted into a daycare center and a frozen yogurt shop.

Phoebe, a 1-year-old Lhasa Apso from Grass Valley, CA, is the nation's first dog diagnosed with Autism.