Blink 182’s Tom DeLonge: Earth Files Linda Moulton Howe a Reptillian

Blink 182's Tom DeLonge claims that esteemed alternative reporter Linda Moulton Howe is a reptilian.
Blink 182’s Tom DeLonge claims that esteemed alternative reporter Linda Moulton Howe is a reptilian.

Albuquerque, NM — Earth Files News is a paranormal news reporting site, focusing on investigative reports in alien and UFO sightings. Earth Files contributor and former Blink 182 guitarist Tom DeLonge, has discovered disturbing news about EarthFiles.com founder and alternative investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe.

Tom DeLonge spoke with The Fazzler regarding his findings.

“In my secret meetings with government operatives, it came out that Linda is in fact a Reptilian,”  said Mr. DeLonge. “She was planted here to mislead and confuse humans about aliens within our world governments.”

Tom would not reveal his sources, but did say that the information came from the little gray men, who are sympathetic to humans. There has been no comment or sightings of Ms. Howe at the time of this writing.

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