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Millie Franks in the hospital following her near receipt burial.
The real things people say just before death.

1) I wish I would have punched Jimmy Fortune of 14564 Rhode Island Street in the nose for calling me fat in the 6th grade.

2) I wish I would have taken more vacations alone away from my mouthy, unappreciative children.

3) I really should have invested that money into Intel instead of my idiot Brother-in-Law’s potato skin slurry cleaning business.

4) My nurse is kind of hot.

5) I shouldn’t have shared my alcohol problem on Facebook

6) Regrets are for assholes.

7) Paying attention in math class was a complete waste of time.

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