Satire

The Blue Pill would have helped a Newcastle Mens Rights Activist keep his tassel at attention.

The Babylon Bee, in a display of wit akin to a drowsy opossum, has recently grasped the notion that it is, in fact, a "satire" site. This epiphany permits them to persist in producing offensive content, hidden safely behind the veil of humor. Reminiscent of bigots from yesteryear who found humor in the plight of vulnerable communities, the Bee wields humor as a weapon instead of a tool for enlightenment, further entrenching prejudices in today's quarrelsome media environment.

The controversial apocalyptic Georgia monument proclaiming end-of-the-world scenarios was toppled this past week by a group of leftwing activists.

Denny's is adding a "tiered" service menu to generate more revenue and attract new customers: good service, decent service, or regular terrible service. The program is set to roll out in select cities next week.

Fans of the work, who have long seen it as a prescient warning about the dangers of authoritarianism, were taken aback by the news.

Natural gas commodity speculators are betting on a large methane release from the frozen Siberian tundra which will drive natural gas prices down to record levels.

The truce that Clarkson proposed harkens back to The Christmas Truce, a ceasefire between British and German troops during World War 1.

  PALUMBO, MISSISSIPPI -- Rufus Cornelius Maxwell celebrated what he called a "very special milestone" today. It was...