Satire
Board of Supervisors Declare Nevada City the Capital of Grass Valley
In a surprising and 4-1 vote this week, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors declared that Nevada City, henceforth going forward, is the capital of the neighboring city Grass Valley.
Satire
Area Guinea Pig Unimpressed With Leftover Short Rib
A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.
Satire
Area Asshole Says 112 Degree Weather OK Because It’s “A Dry Heat”
Don Vaca of North Bloomfield is an asshole.
Advice
Little Brother “Had It Coming,” Claims Older Brother
While some may see Kenny's complaints as trivial, he insists that the little things add up and can drive a person crazy.
Satire
AT&T’s New “Fuck You” Test Campaign in Nevada County Deemed a Failure
After 1 month, telecommunications giant AT&T is having second thoughts on its new "Fuck You" Customer Service Campaign.
Living
Damnation Army Seeks Important Satanist Thrift Shopping Demographic
According to a prospectus provided by the Church, their Citrus Heights flagship store has grown by over 400%.
Editorial
Combo “Target Joe’s” to Replace Grass Valley Kmart
As usual with Nevada County, the community is both excited and angry about the new shopping opportunities for the same reasons.
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