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Lake Wildwood Lowers Speed Limit to 24mph
A committee at the Lake Wildwood gated community has voted to lower the speed limit to 24mph.
National News
“Oh No!” Kool-Aid Man Arrested for Drunken Rampage
The beloved Kool-Aid Man mascot has fallen on hard times, culminating in a drunken rampage that caused significant property damage and left residents bewildered.
Art
The Invisible Hand of the Free Market Drags Billionaires to the Bottom of the Ocean
The invisible hand of the free market steered a group of ultra-wealthy explorers towards the depths of the North Atlantic, aboard the OceanGate submersible, the Titan. As it turned out, vast fortunes can buy submarines, but not immunity from nature's unwavering laws.
Satire
Local Leaders Concerned ANTIFA Behind Recent #BreadGate Unrest
Every act is part of the revolution!
Satire
Area Jerk Calls ‘Em Like He Sees ‘Em
Lake Wildwood conservative activist Brock Whalen has made a career out of straight talk.
Satire
Thoughts and Prayers Fail to Prevent a Mass Shooting for the 10,574th Time
Republican lawmakers once again rely on thoughts and prayers to prevent mass shootings, marking the 10,574th time this strategy has failed. As the nation reels from tragedy, these unwavering champions of divine intervention plan to think and pray even harder, while critics wonder when – if ever – they'll consider actual legislative action.
Alternative
Gay Man Trapped in Well Doesn’t Believe CNN
As rescue workers worked to free the man from the well, he was reportedly seen yelling that he didn't believe CNN.
Satire
Yes, There is Additional Stock In the Back You Can’t Have, Claims Retail Employee
An area auto parts retail employee has exposed what is now being called the "Great Retail Warehouse Conspiracy."
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