Living
Jerry and Elaine Discuss New Research on Dry Humping Self-Checkout Machines
"I don't know, Jerry. I've heard some pretty weird things that are supposed to be good for stress management."
Satire
Nevada City Homeless Required to Sing Mack the Knife to Receive Benefits
The Nevada City homeless populations will have to sing renditions of Mack the Knife in order to receive assistance.
Satire
Study: Nevada City Children All Above Average
According to the Children's Excellence Center, they were conducting a study to encourage local youth to "reach for the stars" and had no interest in libeling nearby Grass Valley.
Living
DeSantis Declares Florida Now Borders Mexico
They had snacks and maps and a free trip. What average American gets a free trip to Martha's Vineyard," said DeSantis.
Satire
ANTIFA Submarine Establishes Beach Head at Northern CA Mall
A Northern California county is bracing for ANTIFA.
Satire
SETI: Extraterrestrial Signal Is Warning To Earth: “Do Not Let Angry Primates Run The Zoo”
The Internet was abuzz this week as scientists from Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence -- known as SETI in...
Satire
Nevada City Mayor Dives Behind Staples Counter After Someone Shouts “5G”
Staples maintains that no customers were in any danger.
Earth News
Whoppers, KFC, and the Taliban: A Cray Tale from Guantanamo Bay
The information he gave up could shake the foundations of the Taliban's operations.
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