Living
Delivery Driver Outwitted by Fancy Gate Latch
Day tried his hardest but couldn't figure out how to open the gate. But no matter what he did, the gate wouldn't open.
Chip Day -
Satire
Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness In Pile Of Timothy Hay
An area guinea pig has found peace and self-actualization after his 11-year-old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally gave the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.
Satire
Alex Jones Voted Ugliest Woman for 3rd Consecutive Year by Girly Magazine
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been voted the ugliest woman on Earth for the 3rd consecutive year by Girly Magazine.
Satire
Nevada City Woman Smudges Home
A "spiritually-oriented" Nevada City woman has "smudged" her new home with sage to remove all its bad energy.
Art
Long-Lost William Burroughs Children’s Book Scheduled for August Release
Late in December, a St. Louis man received an anonymous call from a downtown number. The caller didn't identify himself, but he told the 44-year-old that "he had to see this" and to "get your [his] ass down to the old book depository on Chestnut Street. You [he] gotta see this."
Satire
Grass Valley Police Pursue Driver With Oversized Korn Sticker
The assailant Adrian Dyer's car in impound. The car was a hand-me-down from his Grandfather.
Satire
ISIS Training Camp Raided At Nevada County State Park
Local authorities and Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate ISIS terrorist operation in the Sierra Foothills state park Malakoff Diggins.
Living
High Horse Sales Soar in Wake of Tragedy
The high horses are specially trained to whinny loudly whenever someone tries to talk to their rider.
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