Satire
Project Blue Beam Scientists Create Cat Over Nevada City [VIDEO]
Several readers have contacted The Fazzler with reports of a mysterious beam of light emanating from the sky above Nevada City, CA. According to more than one caller, the mysterious beam of light seemed to originate on Coyote Street in north Nevada City, and the proceeded to climb into the upper atmosphere where it appeared to transform into a large cat. No injuries were reported.
National News
Police Warn Jehovah’s Witnesses Targeting Anti-Vaxxer Families
Police advise all residents to either vaccinate their children or double lock doors and windows at night.
Satire
KNCO Swap Shopper Assures Audience that His Tires are “Like New”
Area caller into KNCO's Swap Shop insists that his tires for sale are "like new."
Chemtrails
The Republicans are calling for a full investigation into this matter, and they're not taking this lightly.
Satire
How Has Cambridge Analytica Affected Your Dog?
As with any breaking news, the dogs are the cutest part, but you'll have to bear with us for a minute.
Satire
California Cigarette Purchases Now Require 7 Day Waiting Period
Smokers have to wait seven days for their cigarettes under a new California law.
Satire
Sacramento ANTIFA To Hold “Estate Sale” in Nevada City
A Sacramento affiliate of the ANTIFA anti-fascist group will be in Nevada City this weekend holding what it calls an "Estate Sale."
Satire
Area Woman To Film Her Harrowing Journey Across Kansas
Today, like many other days in Ms. Ramun's recent life, found our activist out in front of the New York Hotel on Broad Street with her trusty bull horn announcing to locals and frightened tourists that she was finally going to document what she is now calling "They Called Me A Dumbass".
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