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Traffic Blocked on Highway 49 by Accidental Bounce House
As if Highway 49's traffic problems weren't bad enough already.
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Supply Chain Issues Linked to Massive Cat Attacks
Department of Defense officials say they are taking "humane steps" to help "mitigate the threat."
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New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight
A recently discovered photograph seems to show aviation innovator Lyman Gilmore flying over Grass Valley, CA in 1902.
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Grass Valley Grandma Finally Able to Send “Selfies”
After months of trying, Mythel Adams of Grass Valley finally figured out how to send a selfie.
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Teen Enters Volatile Quesadilla Only Phase of Young Adulthood
Kevin has prepared and eaten only cheese quesadillas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past week.
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Unvaccinated Woman Drowns in Scotts Flat Lake
A 33-year-old woman is suspected of drowning after refusing vaccination.
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Humpty Dumpty to Offer “I’ll Just Have a Bite of His” Menu Section
The new menu section contains a variety of options for the non-eating eater.
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Waste Management Advises Not to Put Out Whole Trees for Pickup
After being flooded with phone calls, Waste Management published a press release broadcast on local radio stations
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