Food
Area Woman Claims Coffee Can Kill You
North San Juan, CA -- We all love our morning cup of coffee, but Merrilee Longshoes has...
Satire
National Hotel’s 5G-Shielded Suite Booked Through 2024
Nevada City's iconic National Exchange Hotel is getting some alternative upgrades.
National News
Oakland Police To Trade In Their Guns For Paintball Pistols
The community of Oakland has applauded the move to non-lethal weapons and has a riot planned for Saturday this week to celebrate the decision.
Earth News
Humans Flock to Mars for Affordable Housing, as the Extraterrestrial Real Estate Market Booms
Martian real estate market explodes as Earth's housing prices skyrocket! Desperate homebuyers find budget-friendly options on the Red Planet. Critics question the lack of infrastructure, but settlers remain undeterred.
Satire
Jazzercise Franchise Has No Takers Despite $1200 Offer Price
A Grass Valley franchise can't find a buyer for a popular exercise program.
Satire
Lake of the Pines Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font
In an effort to stay relevant and "hip," Lake of the Pines is experimenting with the Comic Sans font.
Living
Smoking While Pregnant Increases Child’s Risk Of Being An Asshole
The results have been published on the CDC website.
National News
Many Americans Still Unclear Where Honduras Is
A recent survey conducted by the non-partisan Rundex Family Foundation discovered that the overwhelming majority of Americans have no idea where Honduras is.
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