Art
A Conservative Group Criticized for Protesting Drag Queen Santas
Teens in elf costumes started dancing and singing Christmas carols supporting the drag queen Santa as the protest wore on.
Satire
Billions of Cantaloupe Seeds Unexpectedly Sprouting in Nation’s Landfills
According to USDA scientist Dr. Pamela Butler from the University of Kansas Cantaloupe Research Center, what may seem as an innocuous blooming has real impacts to the economy.
Living
Crucifixion is a Doddle, Old Man Tells Police
An elderly San Francisco man is not taking capital punishment seriously.
Living
David Crosby Leaves Entire Estate to His Liver
According to sources close to the family, Crosby had always had a special bond with his liver.
Editorial
Easter Egg Dash Prepares Kids for Reality TV, say A&E Producers
What better way to prepare children for the rigors of consumerism, than an Easter Egg hunt?
Food
Michigan Man’s Fart Kills Rare Fish in China
His fart has caused outrage in China, with many calling for him to be held accountable for the death of the fish.
Satire
California Considers Selling Yosemite to the Chinese
Governor Gavin Newsom is considering what many are calling "the sale of the century."
Alternative
Town of Ivermectin, CA Tells Medical Tourists to Stay Away
As many as a hundred sick medical tourists show up each day, clogging both the hardware store and the small clinic. The latter was already short-staffed.
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