Satire
Grass Valley Criminal Critically Ill After Accidentally Siphoning RV’s Septic Tank
Area petty criminal Jimmie Saldoscent is recovering in custody today after mistakenly trying to siphon gasoline from a local RV's septic tank.
National News
Texas Celebrates Individual Liberty by Arresting Trans People
Texas prides itself on liberty.
Food
Controversial Psychologist Jordan Peterson’s Addictions Revealed in Shocking New Sit-Down Interview
Jordan Peterson finally comes clean about his favorite addictions.
Living
Marrying shock-jock bravado with incendiary right-wing rhetoric, Limbaugh became AM radio's most popular talk-show host and took an entire political party with him.
Satire
Highway 49 Bridge Finally Collapses After Decades of Predictions
Some residents are relieved after decades of worrying about the historic bridge.
Satire
Roundabout Approved For Briar Patch Parking Lot
The Grass Valley BriarPatch COOP leadership announced today that it plans on moving forward with a controversial Roundabout in the parking lot.
Satire
Nevada City Schools to Observe Muslim Holidays
Following the lead of the New York City school system, the nation's largest, the upstart Sierra Nevada foothills community of Nevada City announced that its schools will observe the two most important Muslim holidays next school year.
Earth News
Republicans Angry as God Identifies as Omnisexual
"Clearly God has been reading Liberal college pamphlets."
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