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Area Man Knows “Good Satire When He Sees It”- Man Files for Divorce After Wife Caught Hiding 10mm Socket
- Illinois Farmer Donates Entire Unsold Soybean Crop to Local Food Bank
Psychic Fair Organizers Fail To Predict Catering Error
Board of Supervisors Declare Nevada City the Capital of Grass Valley- Area Man in Large Dodge Truck Feels No Need to Yield
- Yuba River Male Gender, Not Female Study Finds
- The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: David Cassidy Dead at 67
Florida Man Kicked Out of McDonald’s Following 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Diarrhea- Missing Georgia Guidestones Reappear in Derry, New Hampshire Baseball Field
Fox News: The Most Trusted Place for Percentage Bar Graphs Totaling 148%
Traffic Blocked on Highway 49 by Accidental Bounce House- Jesus Spotted in Western Nevada County Clouds
- How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair
- California to Ban Sandwich Toothpicks
- Psychic Fair Organizers Fail To Predict Catering Error
- ‘Wooded Area’ Named Best Place to Dump Dead Body in Nevada County
- The NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Offers Tear-Filled Resignation
- Resurrected Redding, CA Killer Claims He’s Still Dead
- Holy Shit! ChatGPT Writes a Book on AI Writing and it’s Hilarious, by Doug Stanhope
- 42 Onion Reporters Commit Suicide Due to Poor Working Conditions
North San Juan Cancels 2023 Cannabis Cup
Bad Tarot Reading Leads to Realty Bankruptcy- The USS Gerald Ford Awkwardly Stumbles at Sea
- Man Has Extended Argument With Himself on Facebook
- Survivalist Accidentally Gets Trapped In His Doomsday Bunker
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- Amazon Announces Voucher-based K-12 School to be Integrated Into Warehouse Operations
- Grass Valley Woman Uses Internet to Self-diagnose Gluten Disease
- Axl Rose Abandoning AC/DC: To Front Poison Reunion Tour
- Yellowstone Bears “Cutting Back” on Obese Visitors
- Amateur Astronomer Swears He Spotted the Alien “Black Knight Satellite”
- NAMBLA Endorses Ted Cruz
- Mike Pence a Closet Iron Maiden Fan, Claims College Boyfriend
- Critics Applaud Best Buy’s New “Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty ‘Cause It’s Gonna Fail” Campaign
- Shocking Video: Car Disappears Into Portal
- Area Daycare Considering Name Change
- Chihuahua Gunfight Leaves 26 Dead
- Lottery Winner Loses It All At Whole Foods
- Jill Stein: Homeopathy a ‘Key Ingredient’ in Healing Russia Relations
- Alex Jones Voted Ugliest Woman for 3rd Consecutive Year by Girly Magazine
- Pfizer Creates World’s First Non-GMO Vaccine
- McDonald’s Testing All-You-Can-Eat French Fries in Grass Valley
- Teenage Boy Opens Refrigerator for the 14th Time in an Hour
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