Windows Up: Teenager “Revenge Farts” in Car Wash

Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley is doing to die if he doesn't get his Internet Back
15 year old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley farted in a local car wash.

Grass Valley, CA — A heated argument broke out in a Grass Valley late Sunday when 15 year old Kevin Thomas thought it would be funny to fart just before entering a local car wash.

“It was a real ripper,” said a proud Kevin in a The Fazzler phone interview Monday afternoon. “I ate Taco Bell for lunch. Then my Dad made me go to B&C and some other lame place to look for clothes. Anyways, I got back at him with a juicy butt-bomb.”

Kevin and his Father Craig Thomas were seen arguing in their late-model Subaru wagon while Mr. Thomas was attempting to fill the car with gasoline. After a moment, the mouthy teenager left the front seat, and moving to the rear where he started to pout.

“Kevin and I are always fighting about something,” said Craig Thomas. “This time it was about him refusing to pump the gas. He didn’t like the smell or something. Anyhow, we started arguing about it and he went silent in the back seat. He thought he’d get even by farting as we entered the car wash.”

According to sources close to the incident, as the Subaru entered the car wash, Kevin let a “shart-worthy” fart fill the automobile, causing his Father to immediately start yelling at him. Cars behind the gaseous car could see Mr. Thomas pivoted in his seat yelling at the 15-year-old.

“I had no idea what was going on,” said Selena Ramirez of Chicago Park who was next in line at the car wash. “He was really angry pointing his finger at the boy. I could see the teenager laughing, which made the man even angrier.”

As the argument developed inside the car wash, Mr. Thomas decided to roll the back passenger window down just as the pressure spray zoomed past the 15-year-old. Apparently Kevin did not realize that the window was down, and was struck by a 160psi burst of water to the back of the head.

“Yeah, that was a total dick thing to do,” said a cocky Kevin. “My Dad can’t take a joke. He’s always so serious about things and telling me what to do. I showed him. And now his car is all wet.”

Randall 'fink' Finkelstein
Randall 'fink' Finkelstein
Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

More from author

Related posts


Latest posts

Metallica’s James Hetfield Celebrates a PhD in Astrophysics

Metallica heavy metal guitarist and lead singer James Hetfield announced on his personal Facebook page that he had just finished defending his PhD dissertation at California Institute of Technology in Pasadena (CalTech), CA

Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions

British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.