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Cleveland Sam
Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
National News
Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology
Tom Cruise announced yesterday that he was leaving the Church of Scientology to avoid hefty tax penalties after the the church recently lost its tax-exempt status.
National News
Police Drug Dog Busted For Selling Narcotics
Police forces have deployed drug sniffing dogs for years now. They have become a valuable asset in the war on drugs. It came as a shock when Buzz, Oakland Police Department drug sniffing dog, was caught selling catnip to neighborhood cats.
National News
Self-proclaimed “Patriot” Angry Over National Anthem Protest
Steve Landon of Tyler, Texas is a true American Patriot who is outraged by the lack of respect for America at NFL games.
Satire
Warner Bros. Toons Protest Open Carry Rule
Warner Bros® Looney Toon™ characters are protesting a controversial open carry rule. This rule would allow for open carry of anvils and other Acme® weapons. Protest spokesperson, Daffy Duck granted an interview to The Fazzler.
National News
U.S. Geological Survey: Yellowstone Eruption Imminent
This morning the US Geological Survey (USGS), issued an alert warning that an eruption is imminent.
Satire
The Cowardly Lion Killed By Trophy Hunters
Sad news broke today that beloved childhood character, The Cowardly Lion, was killed to day by sport trophy hunters. The Cowardly Lion was best known for his role in "The Wizard Of Oz", filmed in 1939.
National News
Monsanto Combines Corn With The Flu Vaccine
Monsanto has teamed up with the Centers For Disease Control (CDC) to engineer corn with the flu vaccine already in it. No more shots, simply eat the modified food products and you are protected.
Living
Eminem to Play Tupac Shakur in New Biopic
Eminem is set to play Tupac Shakur in the upcoming biopic All Eyez on Me, which is set to be released later this year.
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