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Amazon Makes Bid To Buy Pornhub.com

In a surprise move that caught investors completely off guard, Amazon announced a $3.4 billion dollar bid to buy online adult content provider Pornhub.com.

Michael Moore Terrorizes Area Buffet

Mr. Moore that he often terrorizes buffet restaurant owners. He will often call and whisper into the phone, "I'm coming for you. There will be nothing left," before hanging up.

FDA Approves Vaccination Dart Guns for Schools

After several recent incidents involving school children who have put larger communities at risk, the Federal Drug and Food Administration (FDA) has approved Vaccination "Dart Guns" to inoculate unvaccinated children as they arrive at school.

The Fazzler Warns Snopes Not to Look Into Recent Story

The 93-year-old Nevada County The Fazzler warned the popular "debunking" website Snopes.com not to "look into" a recent story profiling New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's successful attempt to take over and dine alone in a Freehold, NJ Golden Corral restaurant.

Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology

Tom Cruise announced yesterday that he was leaving the Church of Scientology to avoid hefty tax penalties after the the church recently lost its tax-exempt status.

Police Drug Dog Busted For Selling Narcotics

Police forces have deployed drug sniffing dogs for years now. They have become a valuable asset in the war on drugs. It came as a shock when Buzz, Oakland Police Department drug sniffing dog, was caught selling catnip to neighborhood cats.

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