HomeNational News
National News
National News
U.S. Geological Survey: Yellowstone Eruption Imminent
This morning the US Geological Survey (USGS), issued an alert warning that an eruption is imminent.
National News
Oprah Winfrey Buys Entire Graduating Class Electric Cars
In a move that surprised even fans of the famous media mogul, television star Oprah Winfrey bought the entire graduating class of Jerome Ross Academy brand new electric cars.
National News
Alexa Working with the FBI: Deep State Canceling Ammo Sales
Amazon's Alexa personal assistant is canceling gun owner's orders, leading to accusations of deep state involvement.
Earth News
TSA Luggage Disaster Blamed on Mercury Retrograde
After thousands of bags have become lost or misplaced at airports across the country, officials at Phoenix's Sky Harbor Airport blamed the mishaps on an astrological phenomena called "Mercury Retrograde."
National News
“Santorum Slips Out” Says Spokesperson
Former United States Senator Rick Santorum, an anti-women's rights and anti-homosexual activist, has suspended his campaign for the presidency citing some slippery details that he'd "rather not get into."
Living
Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record
For the second time in less that five years, Conservative pundit Ben Shapiro has broken a record.
Earth News
Google Intern Living In Company Dumpster
This week, a Google intern was discovered living in a trash receptacle behind the company's Mountain View headquarters.
Chip Day -
National News
Monsanto Combines Corn With The Flu Vaccine
Monsanto has teamed up with the Centers For Disease Control (CDC) to engineer corn with the flu vaccine already in it. No more shots, simply eat the modified food products and you are protected.
Want to stay up to date with the latest news?
We would love to hear from you! Please fill in your details and we will stay in touch. It's that simple!