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Waste Management To Offer Dead Body Pickup Service In Response To Proposed Health Care Changes
The Houston-based Waste Management corporation announced a plan to offer curbside dead body pickup service to offset what critics say would be a direct consequence "Trumpcare" which will overwhelm present mortuary services.
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Homeland Security Warns of Russian Virus in Fake News Browser Plug-in
The Department of Homeland Security has issued a brief via its advisory system warning citizens that several web browser extensions contain malicious code that seems to have originated from Russia and Macedonia.
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Morning News Crew Loses It After Hilarious Interview with Ryan Lochte [VIDEO]
The morning news crew at Fox 29 on Good Day Philadelphia lost their composure after a very painful and hilarious interview with disgraced Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte.
Art
Robin Williams-Hitler DNA Mixed Up In Cloning Accident
Scientists at the esteemed New York Stem Cell Foundation accidentally mixed the DNA of Robin Williams and Adolph Hitler to disastrous results.
National News
Why I Should Be The Next Supreme Court Justice
There is a lot of controversy going on in our government about the next Supreme Court justice and who should be allowed to choose them. I have a simple solution, choose me.
Living
Joel Osteen Now Offering Payday Loans
"It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty," said Mr. Osteen commenting on his new enterprise.
National News
A new report reveals a shocking jump in the level of unknown statistics. Scientists urge caution and concern.
Chemtrails
Chemtrail Channeling Session Interrupted with Constant Farting
'ET' [Extraterrestrial] Channeler Darryl Anka was repeatedly interrupted by a series of loud farts from his channeled 'guest' Bashar at his recent appearance at the "Waking Universe-Open Mind" alternative wellness festival at the Red Lion Inn in Redding, California.
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