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Taylor Swift Donates Entire Spotify Revenue to Colorado-based LongHopes Donkey Shelter
Explore Taylor Swift's latest philanthropic venture as she donates her Spotify earnings to Colorado's LongHopes Donkey Shelter. Delve into the impact on streaming industry norms, economic growth, and underrepresented charities. Read on for an insightful take on corporate greed, music streaming, and Swift's unique response to these issues.
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Hooters To Open Gas Station in Roseville, CA
Controversy erupted in the normally quiet and conservative town of Roseville, CA.
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Noam Chomsky Resigns from MIT to Become a Pasta Maker
This was a radical change from his old life, but he’s made it work by keeping all the profits for himself.
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Republicans Unveil Bold New Plan: Deport Mass Shooters to Combat Fentanyl Crisis
Republican lawmakers propose a radical solution to America's mass shooting and fentanyl crises: deport mass shooters to fentanyl hotspots. The "Double Whammy Act of 2023" promises chaos to drug operations and relief for the US. Critics call it preposterous, but supporters see brilliance in this outlandish approach.
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Taco Bell Introduces Controversial Cesar Chavez Salad Bowls
Taco Bell is under fire for its new line of salads.
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Area Racist Has “At Least” 9 or 10 Black and Jewish Friends
An area man wants everyone to know how he's not racist.
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Holy Shit! ChatGPT Writes a Book on AI Writing and it’s Hilarious, by Doug Stanhope
Critics are already calling it the must-read book of the year for anyone interested in AI, language technology, or just a good laugh.
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Nevada County Fazzler Sold to Grace Lutheran Church for $2 Million
The prestigious Nevada County Fazzler has been sold to a local church.
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