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Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers
Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.
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Slow Typing on Local Facebook Forum Leads to General Strike
Nevada County suffered an unplanned, spontaneous general strike on Wednesday due to a man's slow typing. The incident occurred on Speak Your Mind Nevada County, a forum for locals to vent their frustrations and be pilloried for hours on end by other overly-opinionated locals.
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PG&E Sends Thoughts & Prayers To Wildfire Victims
Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.
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Sports World Baffled by Cam Newton’s Bad Mood
San Francisco, CA The NFL's Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton shocked fans and commentators in a post-Superbowl...
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Humpty Dumpty Kitchen Now Offers Ranch Dressing as a Main Course
The genius idea came from one of "The Dump's" servers, Daphne Hoosie, after she noticed patrons simply eating sides of ranch dressing.
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Utility Smart Meter Provides Area Woman with Vivid Dreams
Although many people complain about the effects of electromagnetic radiation, one area woman says they're helping her get a good night's sleep.
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Area Idiot Uncomfortably Loud in Safeway Checkout Line
A Grass Valley family made a ruckus, as they always do, in a local Safeway over the weekend.
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South Carolina Man Knits ‘Dickhead’ Hats for Facebook Friends
Recent South Carolina transplant and former California contractor Frank S. Arce, III said he's "had it with his smart-ass friends and is finally going to do something about it."
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