Paranormal
A Californian’s Eye-Opening Experience with a Ball of Light and Helicopters, by Julia Child
It seems that California is quite the hot spot for UFO sightings.
Satire
Area Man with 17 Bumper Stickers Can’t Fit One More
Nevada City resident Toby "Doob" Carnevale never has enough room for everything he wants to say.
National News
Michigan Doesn’t Just Look Like a Mitten, It Sounds Like One Too
You already knew that Michigan looked like a mitten. But did you know these facts about the state?
Satire
Charter School Students Stuck in Tulsa, OK Following Awful Chartered Flight Pun
"Dad said this was a real shithole place. Can I say that? Anyhow, I really like it here." said YRCS 8th grader Essence Dominics.
Satire
Green Party Meeting Awkwardly Interrupted By Uber Eats Delivery
According to Mr. Packard, he'll think twice about ordering from Uber Eats again.
Satire
Nancy Pelosi Resigns Speakership to Resume Child-Trafficking Pizza Business
"I would never have thought that Nancy would leave us for a pizza and child-trafficking company," said one member of Congress. "But I guess we all have to follow our dreams."
Satire
Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake
A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.
Satire
California City to Use Homeless People as 5G Towers
Roseville, CA has a unique solution to both its homeless and mobile network troubles.
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