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Nevada County Offers Free Driving Lessons For Subaru and Prius Owners
Nevada County owners of Subarus and Priuses will get free driver's education.
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Area Woman Regretting Impulse Purchases At Ross
Cedar Ridge power shopper Janet Williams has regrets about her recent trip to the Auburn, CA Ross Dress for Less store over the weekend. What started out as a whimsical "let's just see what they have in stock today" trip to the popular discount clothes and home furnishing store turned into a shopping odyssey as Ms. Williams filled up her Toyota Camry with over $250.00 of crap.
Food
Woke Recipe for Kale and Ecologically Catastrophic Turtle Soup, by Rachael Ray
Now, let's get down to the recipe. And listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.
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Chevron’s Ecuadorian Bumper Sticker Diplomacy
Chevron's response to the Lago Agrio oil field tragedy is to distribute ironic "Do people care? People do." bumper stickers to Ecuador and Colombia's indigenous communities. The move mocks their plight while ignoring the $9.5 billion judgment for environmental damage, revealing the absurdity of corporate manipulation and disregard for human suffering.
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Nevada City Experimenting with Polio in City’s Drinking Water
In an attempt to exploit the benefits of 'natural immunity' over vaccine immunity, Nevada City, CA is experimenting with polio in their drinking water.
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Pastor’s Prayer Leads to Collapsing Roadway
Many who have driven over these broken roadways have uttered prayers as they drove over the broken spots.
Living
Most Americans Unclear Where Their Liver Is
Wilson Heptix, a man unsure of his liver's location, embarks on a hilarious journey to find the elusive organ and cleanse it through bizarre methods, including orange juice overload and DIY colonic irrigation.
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Local Company to Produce Realistic Bumper Stickers
The former own of a local printing business and the father of two very average children has decided to head back into shop and create bumper stickers that most Americans can relate to: your children are average and occasional failures.
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