LinkedIn.com Voted Worst Dating Website for 10th Consecutive Year

Sunnyvale, CA — LinkedIn.com has once again been voted the worst dating site for the 10th consecutive year. In a poll conducted by Dating Magazine, the professional networking site received an overwhelming majority of the votes, cementing its position as the go-to destination for those looking for a bad dating experience.

The annual trophy, affectionately known as the “Golden Turkey,” was presented to LinkedIn.com at a ceremony held in a remote, abandoned warehouse. The company’s CEO, who was not present at the ceremony, was said to be “thrilled” with the award, stating that it was a testament to the company’s commitment to providing its users with the worst possible dating experience.

January 2023 Dating Magazine (click to enlarge)
January 2023 Dating Magazine (click to enlarge)

In addition to the coveted trophy, LinkedIn.com also received a cash prize of $98.72, which it plans to use to upgrade its servers to crash even more frequently during peak dating hours.

Many users have criticized LinkedIn.com for its outdated interface, lack of features, and complete disregard for the privacy of its users. One user, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I joined LinkedIn.com to network and find job opportunities, not to be bombarded with messages from people trying to sell me their pyramid schemes.”

Despite the overwhelming evidence against it, LinkedIn.com insists that it is not a dating site and that most users seek professional connections. However, as one commentator pointed out, “If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and is consistently voted the worst dating site for ten years in a row, it’s probably a duck.”

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a bad dating experience, LinkedIn.com is the place to be. Just don’t expect to find a job or make any meaningful professional connections while you’re there.

Randall 'fink' Finkelstein
Randall 'fink' Finkelsteinhttps://www.broadstreetbeacon.com
Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

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