Newest UFC ‘Welterweight’ Trained by Only Watching TikTok Videos

Dallas, TX — Dale Burntliver, the newest member of the UFC Welterweight division, has made waves in the MMA world with his unconventional training methods. Burntliver claims he trained solely by viewing TikTok videos, with no official training or coaching from a coach or club.

Despite his unusual technique, Burntliver was determined to build a reputation for himself in the sport and become a champion.

“I was fascinated from the first video I saw,” he explained recently. “I knew I had to be a part of this sport, and I was willing to go to any length to make that happen.”

Burntliver’s journey was not without its difficulties. His first twenty opponents, who had years of actual experience and training under their belts, thoroughly humiliated and defeated him.

Burntliver, despite his setbacks, is undeterred and swears to try again.

“I recognize that I have a lot to learn, and I’m prepared to put in the effort to get there,” he said. “I’m going to watch even more TikTok videos and practice as hard as I can, and I know that one day I’ll be the champion I’ve always wanted to be.”

While it remains to be seen whether Burntliver can fulfill his objectives, his unconventional training methods have certainly piqued the interest of spectators and fellow fighters. Many people are interested in seeing how he performs in future contests and whether his TikTok-based training will ultimately pay off.

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