Articles by
Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Food
Michigan Man’s Fart Kills Rare Fish in China
His fart has caused outrage in China, with many calling for him to be held accountable for the death of the fish.
Alternative
Town of Ivermectin, CA Tells Medical Tourists to Stay Away
As many as a hundred sick medical tourists show up each day, clogging both the hardware store and the small clinic. The latter was already short-staffed.
Travel
Inflation Concerns Drive Motel 6 to Rebrand as Motel 7
The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.
Satire
Satire Publication Apologizes for Accidentally Reporting Real News
An area satire publication apologizes for publishing real news labeled as satire.
National News
“Santorum Slips Out” Says Spokesperson
Former United States Senator Rick Santorum, an anti-women's rights and anti-homosexual activist, has suspended his campaign for the presidency citing some slippery details that he'd "rather not get into."
Living
Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record
For the second time in less that five years, Conservative pundit Ben Shapiro has broken a record.
Local News
Illegal Trimmigrant Thwarts Tweaker’s Gun Rampage
A local tweaker, identified as 27 year-old Jason Wayne Galbraith, reportedly stormed into Cafe Mekka this morning while firing shots through the front door and windows with a semi-automatic 9-mm handgun.
Satire
Verizon Vice President Planning Run for Nevada City Planning Commission
A leaked internal Verizon dossier suggests that company executives are infiltrating local governments to influence the installation of wireless 5G technology.
Want to stay up to date with the latest news?
We would love to hear from you! Please fill in your details and we will stay in touch. It's that simple!