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Local Hero Murdered After Killing 20 Policemen in Armed Standoff

Area police ruthlessly murdered an area hero and constitutional enthusiast late last night. The county Sheriff's Investigation spokesperson has claimed that the hero had to be 'stopped' before he "shot too many more policemen.

Recent Murders Reveal Unlikely Suspect

A North Church Street cat accidentally ingested an entire stash of methamphetamine late this week and went on a murderous rampage. After eating what authorities claim was a small amount of "Biznack," Abu, the name of the male black cat, not only destroyed the inside of the small studio home, but also killed both occupants.

Stoners “Munchery” To Open in Grass Valley

The nation's first restaurant dedicated to the burgeoning "impulse munchie" market is opening in the Sierra Nevada Foothills town of Grass Valley, CA. The new chain called Stoners which is new subsidiary of Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc., is  and hopes to serve what the company believes is a radically under-served and growing market currently dominated by the fast food chain Taco Bell.

Del Oro Tower to Offer Free WiFi For Grass Valley

The Del Oro theater in Grass Valley, CA and the popular movie streaming service NetFlixâ„¢ announced early Thursday that the theater's iconic tower on Mill Street will provide high-speed Internet to the downtown area.

Area Woman Attempts To Save Old Bridge By Getting It to Accept Jesus Christ

Danni Schlozmeyer of Grass Valley thinks she can save the historic Bridgeport covered bridge by getting it to accept Jesus Christ as its personal savior.

Jesus Spotted in Western Nevada County Clouds

A The Fazzler reader has sent in the following photograph depicting what appears to be Jesus Christ arriving in the clouds in Western Nevada County.

Man to Write James Joycean Account of Nevada City

Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at an area coffee shop that he intended to write the town's equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.

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