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747 Makes Emergency Landing at Nevada County Airport

The Captain decided to land the massive plane on the 4300ft runway, nearly 1/3 as long as a 747 requires.
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Briarpatch Co-op Announces “Pay It Forward” Checkout Line

The “Pay It Forward” checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.
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PG&E Suggests Burning Old People for Winter Heat

The proposal isn't without its detractors.
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Domino’s Volunteers Drivers To Fight Upcoming California Wildfires

In a bold move that Libertarians are calling voluntarism at its best, pizza delivery giant Domino's has pledged to help California wildfires.
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Anti-Vaxxer’s Opinion Fails to Prevent Measles Outbreak

Nevada City's Lisa Fellows doesn't care what the data and science says about vaccinations because, "that's just her opinion."
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Suicidal Towel Speaks Out

"Brown the Towel" has been living with the Thomas family since being purchased in 2012. He has been through it all, he has finally begun to crack from the abuse he has endured. Brown spoke to The Fazzler from the towel rack, "you guys gotta get me out of here!". Brown sounded very distraught and was crying, "They rub me all over their bodies, use me to dry awful things off the floor. I don't know how much more I can take".
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Enlightened Self-Interest Fails to Fill Grass Valley Pothole

Despite an earnest sense of voluntarism, an area pothole hasn't been fixed.
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Americans Abandon Academia in Favor of Dank Memes

It's not just students who are abandoning academia for memes. Professors and educators are also getting in on the trend.
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Texas Elementary School Under Fire for Staging Old Testament Murder Play

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A Texas elementary school stages a shockingly violent Old Testament reenactment, sparking cheers from evangelicals, outrage from moderates, and a nationwide debate on religion, education, and the boundaries of public faith expression.

Elon Musk’s Dept. of Government Efficiency Demands a $1 Trillion Dollar Budget

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Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency shocks Washington with a $1 trillion budget request filled with outlandish items like laser-guided detectors and a morale-boosting Dogecoin fund. Musk's ongoing presence at Mar-a-Lago stirs amusement and mild annoyance, with Trump reportedly telling a waiter, "He's your problem now." Public reactions range from raised eyebrows to full-blown cackles in true Monty Python fashion

McDonald’s Experimenting with “Food Bong” To Pump Big Macs into Drive Thru Customer’s Stomachs.

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In Dayton, Ohio, McDonald’s unveils its “Food Bong,” a device that feeds Big Macs directly to customers. Trump supporters hail this as proof of the “Trump effect” on everyday life, while across the street, Burger King, ever the attention-seeker, counters with a stomach pump deal for $1.99. Fast food meets politics in a showdown of indulgence and spectacle.

Hardee’s Celebrates the Return of ‘American Appetite’ with the $2.99 Mega MAGA Burger

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Hardee’s has unveiled the $2.99 Mega MAGA Burger, a six-patty stack of American appetite wrapped in Bible verses and the Constitution. The limited-time burger, designed to remind customers of simpler times, launched with a special appearance by Donald Trump at a Dayton, OH location. Crowds are flocking for a taste of nostalgia priced as if it were still 1996.

Local Trump Supporter Insists ‘Again’ in MAGA is About Resurrecting the Glory Days of Jell-O Salad, Not Policies or Politics

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In Nevada County, Trump enthusiast Big D reveals the truth behind the “again” in MAGA: it’s all about resurrecting 1960s-style Jell-O salads. While his family debates policy, he’s fighting for the return of neon gelatin creations, Cool Whip, and canned fruit, insisting these are the true American traditions. This Thanksgiving, the political divide looks a little wobbly!

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Skydiver Caught by 737 Dragged For 200 Miles

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A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.

Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane and Promises to Stop the Geoengineering Program

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Former President Donald Trump inspected a chemtrail-equipped Boeing 767 at Andrews Air Force Base, vowing to dismantle the controversial program. Joined by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Trump aims to redirect funds to infrastructure and his border wall. The plan faces significant hurdles, including Congressional approval and Senate resistance, but anti-chemtrail activists are cautiously optimistic.

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

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A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

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A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2025

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The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in June of 2022.

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